Well, that is a bit of assumption. [ She's rounding it up now. ]

I will have been here for two years in the next couple weeks. I know I hardly look a day older, but that is the truth.

[ Except she looks several days older. Weeks, months, even age with the way she stresses about things. Her skin's pale enough that it looks like she doesn't even bother to go anywhere near the sun these days. ]